Do NOT Trust in the Lord!

donottrust~~ Let us read from the book of Proverbs 3:5

‘Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.’

This verse is misleading. Let us not trust in the LORD. He often lets us down. Let us trust that we can know more, we can learn more, we can make our lives better, let us plant trees, let us work to reduce carbon emissions, let us invest in research for the Ebola/ Aids/ Cancer cure, let us create jobs, eliminate war. Let us love, sympathize, let is promote equality. Let us above all NOT TRUST IN THE LORD.

Why god would prefer to be dead!

god-is-confusedLet’s do a thought experiment. Imagine you are God—imagine you are the Hebrew god known as Elohim, Yahweh, Allah or just plain God.

In an effort to make you the one “true” god and therefore, maximally great, your creators made you super-intelligent, omniscient, omnipotent, eternal and unchanging.

Actually, they had to make you eternal—they didn’t want other religions claiming their god created you. And they had to make you super-intelligent—how else could you have created humans and everything in the universe?

But they chose to make you omniscient, omnipotent and unchanging. And this is where their problems began. Omnipotent means you can do anything it is logically possible to do. Now imagine being omniscient.

Omniscient means you know everything past, present and future. This means you know everything you will do and every decision you will make forever and you know everything that will happen in the universe forever.

But that means there are things you cannot do. You cannot change your mind. You cannot make a decision (all decisions you will ever make are pre-determined so you just have to do exactly what you know you will do). So you can never have an original or creative thought.

You cannot learn anything (you already know everything) and you can never be surprised (which probably means you can never find a joke funny—you already know the ending of every joke).

Being omniscient means you cannot even have free will. Some might say, “Not so, God created his plan and exercised his free will at that time.” But God cannot have created his plan—it’s impossible. If he had created his plan, there would have been a time before he created it, when he was not omniscient. But God is unchanging, so he must have always been omniscient.

Now think about it. What will your life as God be like? Totally boring. We can all take boredom for a while but I feel for God who has to put up with maximal boredom for infinity.

If you were 100% bored and could do nothing about it, you might think about ending it all. You might think you’d be better off dead. But you cannot—you’re eternal (and, anyway, you can only kill yourself if that is in the plan).

In their efforts to create a maximally great god, those who created and tweaked the characteristics of the Hebrew god messed up. They created a maximally impotent god and they created a god who, if he were real, would wish he wasn’t.

KANYARI releases a FULL LIST of fellow con pastors who are stealing in the name of the LORD in Kenya

kanyari1. Bishop Allan Kiuna and his wife – The two con pastors have been in that business for over 10 years. The two live in opulence thanks to tithes and offerings from their gullible followers and money from their fake prayers. They perform fake miracles to their followers who are mostly young confused Kenyans. Kiunas have turned the house of worship to a public air market where all sorts of business ranging from pyramids schemes are carried at their behest. He hires youths with very polished English to woo his followers.

2. Pastor Nganga – Pastor Nganga is not new to controversy. The pastor was the first to use potassium permanganate to convert water into blood. He is a master in the game of conman ship. He is also a visitor of Koinange Street at wee hours of the night.

3. Pastor Muriithi of Mavuno Church is another controversial pastor – he uses the phrase “fake it till you make it” – He drives top of range cars and he lives in opulence. His wife uses more than sh 50,000 a day on cosmetics thanks to his gullible followers. He is also a fake pastor.

4. Bishop Margaret Wanjiru – The controversial preacher cum politician has been making millions of money thanks to his stupid followers. Wanjiru is currently constructing a monster twin tower along Haile Selassie Avenue thanks to proceeds from her fake miracle and prayers.

5. Maina Njenga of Hope International Ministries – The former Mungiki leader is another fake pastor. Everything which Maina does is all fake

. 6. Pastor Arthur Gitonga – Pastor Gitonga plies his trade at Redeemed Gospel Church in Huruma. The pastor has built his empire thanks to his gullible supporters. He is another fake pastor!

7. Pastor Pius Muiru – He is a senior Pastor at Maximum Miracle Centre. Muiru is one of the oldest men in the trade and performs miracles at a price.

8. Pastor Michael Njoroge – Pastor Njoroge of Fire Ministries has been nicknamed “pasta tapeli”. His church is a prostitution den and he usually sleeps with every woman who asks for his prayers.

9. Pastor Wahome – He is the founder of Helicopter of God Ministries Church which is located within the City Centre. He is a polygamous man with a strong affinity for married women. He is another fake pastor.

10. Pastor John Nduati of God’s Power Church along Thika Road. This man is pathetic. 97% of his preaching is all about money. This man is a copy cat of pastor Kanyari. He corroborates most of his financial begging with the verses in The Holy Bible. The man stage manages his miracles like Kanyari. He mostly dupes women from Dandora, Kariobangi , Baba Dogo and Huruma Estates

The God of the Bible is a Murderer!

NoahIt always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not kill”. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21). God also orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3).

He orders another attack and the killing of “all the living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6). In Judges 21, He orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married. When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and forcibly rape her and make her your wife! Just about every other page in the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings 10:18-27, God orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church! In total God kills 371,186 people directly and orders another 1,862,265 people murdered.

The President of Atheists In Kenya Shall be on 96.3 Nation FM

nation-fmTomorrow (Friday 24th, 2014) I shall be making another appearance on Radio. I shall be on Nation FM 96.3 at 7.30 AM to discuss the impact of religion on lifestyle. Let me say that this is really good for the #Atheist community, who are hardly given time in Kenyan media. I also think the topic is great! We all know what religion does to most Kenyans. It tries to define their lifestyle. In what ways? No sex before marriage, no drinking, dressing, marriage with people of a different faith; we all know how religion affects lifestyles. I will therefore put a case for #atheism as an alternative to religion, and urge Kenyans to join Atheists In Kenya. Stay tuned!

President, Atheists In Kenya